A Word From Our Sponsor

Another nail biting episode brought to you by the letters “F” and “U” and also by the number “9”. But first a quick word from our sponsors, “LoCare” When you’re just not sure what the f**k is wrong with you. Todays doctors are simply swamped with requests from patients suffering from real illnesses. Sadly, todays doctors are just too busy to help, you’re friends at “BerkGlax have come up with a solution that’s right for you. Available now in 2 exciting colors blue and fushia, or still available in the original suppository form. LoCare takes the pressure off that thing that hurts you leaving you more able to work and remain a productive member of society.. May cause drowsiness, dry mouth, headaches, inability to focus, heart palpatations, loose bowels, very loose bowels, excessive drooling, nausea, vivid dreaming, loss of appetite and/or will to live, swelling of the genitalia, slurring, bone loss, reduction in kidney functioning, memory loss, fatigue, excessive mucus production and vertigo. Please notify your doctor if any of the following are pre existing conditions: diabetes, glaucoma, high blood pressure, thyroid disease, liver disease, lung disease/ any disease really, are allergic to eggs, nuts, shellfish, human flesh, bullshit, cats, dogs or 3 toed sloths. Please contact a doctor immediately if any of the following side effects last longer than 7 days: dizzines, constipation, insomnia, narcolepsy, upset stomach, inner rage, unusually long lasting erections, rectal bleeding, temporary blindness or excessive sweating.. Please, ask your doctor if LowCare is right for you, I’m sure she’ll think it is..
Now back to the conclusion of, “Another dumb f**king reality show and/or talent competition you were mindlessly watching…
Love, Sparky. xo

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About SparkyLeeGeek

I'm a cheesy broad with a good sense of humor. I'm also a self professed geek, dog lover, Whovian and music snob. I have earned money by painting, I've worked in call centers, with dogs and in the fitness industry. I also write for Bubblews http://www.bubblews.com/account/165359-sparkylee74 and I have 2 separate blogs on Blogger: "My Whovian Take" a blog dedicated to Doctor Who and "Life in Fog Goggles" a blog dedicated to daily life and living with Fibromyalgia and CFIDS. I will be featured in an upcoming Anthology for HorrorAddicts.net titled "The Horror Addict's Guide to Life" My interests range from Doctor Who, dogs, and Science Fiction to Zombies, Humor and Astronomy. Creativity is my passion.
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